Formerly fracture-that-banjo.
Rachel. 21. Southern California resident. Adorable human being.
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fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
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during spanish class today we were writing sentences and stuff and this guy tried to write “i have eaten the grass” but he mixed up the word for grass (césped) with another word (huésped)
he ended up writing “i have eaten the guests”
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Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
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look at my face
you think this is a fucking game
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i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”
“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”
“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”
I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL
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